January 2012
ex (ex ex ex?) boyfriend’s birthday is today
is it socially acceptable to say happy birthday yet?
Because I do it for everyone else
:/
figazi:
I bum myself out way too often.
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ryand14 replied to your photo: I’m wide awake, it’s morning
CUTE BEYOND WORDS
no u :3
Go to WebMD.com
Convinced I have Hypopituitarism
Currently writing will
I've come to terms
mmick:
with the fact that whenever I text dueface, I must you use a fitting meme for any situation. good thing they all relate to real life.
Marvin: I have been talking to the main computer.
Arthur: And?
Marvin: It hates me.
2012: The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief
mmick replied to your post: How I think I’m going to do on my assignments: …
how I think I will do Passage for Comment: 0% English Essay: 0% Sociology Essay: -10%
lmfao! I’m sure you’ll get like….10% for handing in the paper.
My Dad, on starting a family band:
Dad: So we're going to start a family band.
Me: Oh for christs sake.
Dad: We'll play 'I will possess your heart' by Death Cab for Cutie.
Me: No. That's my song. You are not allowed to listen to it.
Dad: I'll have to learn base...
Me: No. Not happening.
Dad: Your sister will play guitar...
Me: Don't even think about that song anymore, it's mine.
Dad: And you'll learn the keyboard part.
Me: STOP, STOP STOP AUGHHHHHHH
Me: I knew putting Death Cab on your laptop would be a bad idea in the end.
Dad: *sings* Elegantly bound....like a book...
Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE RIGHT LYRICS