May 2012
Ruby: Oh look, a box buried inconspicuously in the woods
Ruby: Holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit that's a human heart oh god I'm going to vomit for the rest of my life
*three episodes later*
Ruby: HOLY GODDAMN TITS SHE'S IN THE ALLEY WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING NAPPING FACEDOWN IN THE ALLEY
Ruby: Fuck this shit
Ruby: I'm done
Ruby: I'm going to Boston
Charming: Don't worry, Cinderella. We'll lock Rumplestiltskin up. He's the most evil man in all the land.
Rumplestiltskin: Right, right.
Rumplestiltskin: Because of that time I saved your farm and gave your brother a better life
Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you the new life that led you to Snow White
Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you a map to find Snow during that evil phase of hers
Rumplestiltskin: And then turned your ring into a honing device to lead you directly to her once you broke out of prison
Rumplestiltskin: And threw in a snazzy outfit so that you could propose
Charming:
Rumplestiltskin: I'm pretty sure I've been more active in your relationship than you have
Mr. Gold: Belle is alive!
Mr. Gold: And she remembers me!
Mr. Gold: And she still totally digs me even after I went all Hulk on her that one time!
Mr. Gold: This seems like a good time to release a cloud of purple magic. Because magic has never influenced any of my relationships negativley. Right?
Regina: Nobody will ever remember who they really are
Regina: No one will ever figure it out
Regina: The magic mirror will be called Glass and the Cricket will be called Hopper
Regina: Granny doesn't even get a name change
Regina: She just gets a diner
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Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte Harry Potter series - JK Rowling To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee The Bible Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman Great Expectations - Charles Dickens Little Women - Louisa M Alcott Tess of the D’Urbervilles...
Charming and Snow: *visit Rumplestiltskin in jail, wearing cloaks *
Rumplestiltskin: Seriously?
Rumplestiltskin: You think I wouldn’t recognize you?
Rumplestiltskin: I know your voices.
Rumplestiltskin: We’ve made like twenty-six deals in the last year alone.
Rumplestiltskin: We've literally hung out all season.
Rumplestiltskin: Charming, I’ve known you since you were born
Rumplestiltskin: Plus, I planned this.
Rumplestiltskin: This whole thing. My plan.
Rumplestiltskin: I’m your matchmaker. The reason you met. The reason you keep finding each other.
Rumplestiltskin: I collected strands of your hair.
Rumplestiltskin: I planned your love child.
Rumplestiltskin: So let me know how that disguise thing works out for you
belatucadros replied to your photo: work schedule, bitches
where even
also congrats on marriage
A shitty convenience store in Dundas, I hate it.
and yeah too poor for that shit
it’s my first cousin once removed’s wedding
4 tags
1 tag
Laying in bed, unable to sleep, thinking about all the caesar salad I wish I was eating.
shayeris:
barryyouasshole:
why can’t i take my computer in the shower yet
it’s 2012
2 tags
Me: *shows a picture of ryan on my phone* omg look how cute he is!
Sarah: holy shit you are so gay
so first nothing I post shows up
next everything posts shows up twice
I want your love And I want your revenge
labish:
I have no regrets making this